Ha! That's a laugh. Only people who are photographers or know them get half of those jokes. Fortunately I fall into one of those categories and all of them were funny.
You do fall into one of those categories? Which one? Or did you mean to say you "fall into *none* of those categories"? :D
Well, yeah I fall into *one*! I know you, and Mrs. Klotz, and a whole heap of amateurs like me who just do it for fun. I hang around you enough ( and play with photoshop enough) for me to get all of those.
Baha! As a photographer of sorts, I can feel the pain of the photographer getting asked those questions. :D
Haha! Oh my word. That would be so frustrating if someone actually said some of those things!
Hehe. I'm not a photographer but some of those strike pretty close to web design (I've heard the 'push some buttons all day' one before =))